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Candy.
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No!
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I find out that Ashy Slashy
is my real father,
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and he's got me sleeping
in his sister's old room.
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Hey, kiddo, rise and shine.
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Some counselor from Kenwood High
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left you one of those text things.
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I've got you now.
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One thing is clear,
evil is after my offspring...
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Fucker!
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...the born and the unborn.
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From now on,
protecting Brandy is job one.
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You are in grave danger.
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- Who sent you?
- Your uncle.
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The Brujo.
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There was a naked lady right there.
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Those marks on your arms,
that's Sumerian writing.
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If I'm right, this goes one of two ways.
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He kills us, or we kill him.
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Hey, kiddo. I'm sorry I'm late.
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I would've gotten here sooner, but, uh,
I stopped to get you some flowers.
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Oh. Oh, they're dripping wet.
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Yeah, well, that's how you know
they're fresh.
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Look, um...
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it's really nice that you're here,
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but you barely knew my mom.
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So you don't have to do this
whole "dad" thing,
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if you don't want.
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I mean I know you're trying,
but my guidance counselor
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offered to put me up until I graduate.
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And I think maybe
I should take her up on it.
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Come on now, I mean, you know,
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50 bucks a week
was just a suggestion.
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- You know?
- Hmm.
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I mean, I'll keep the-the seat down.
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Yeah, I guess if...
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if my mom and the town
can give you a second chance,
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then I can too.
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You must be the husband
of the deceased?
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Yeah, for like an hour and a half.
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Uh, but, lovingly.
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Relatives may pay their respects
to the deceased
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in the private viewing area, if you wish.
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Oh, buddy boy.
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Um, are you sure that's a good idea?
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- Excuse me?
- Well, in case you hadn't noticed,
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- the kid's mom is, uh...
- minus a noggin.
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Oh, I think you'll find
she's been well restored.
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Restored?
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We reinstated the head.
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Son of a bitch.
I mean, thank you very much.
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Sorry, baby, it's nothing personal,
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but you know,
if you've been killed by a Deadite,
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a guy can't be too careful.
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Well, uh, rest in peace, Candy Barr.
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You were cursed with a dumb name,
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but, uh, I'll always remember you.
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Or at least I'll never forget you again.
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And of all the chicks, you gave the...
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Hmm. Ah! Hey!
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Hey!
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- Damn, you look good, lover!
- Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
Hands off the Johnson!
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Just like old times, eh?
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Oh, no.
This ain't the Kroger parking lot.
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- Yeah!
- Yee-hah!
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Oh, do you want to take it slow?
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No, no, no!
I don't want to take it at all.
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- Where are you going?
- You know you want it, big boy!
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- Yeah?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah!
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Oh, that's more like it, Ashy!
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- Yeah!
- No... means... no!
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Don't you want to kiss me?
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Is this better?
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How was that for you?
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We really should get started.
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I'm sorry, I don't know where he is.
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Can we just wait five more minutes?
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I'm sorry, I think we should start.
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Brandy, honey?
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Is there anything I can do?
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No. It's just... my stupid father.
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- Thank you for being here.
- Always.
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I'm here for you.
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Thank you for coming today,
to remember my mother Candace.
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She was a good friend to so many...
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but most of all, she was my mom.
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When I think back...
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Um, when I think back,
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I picture my mom
trying to raise her little girl
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in a world that sometimes
felt complicated and...
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Oh, my God!
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Fucking hell!
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Oh, Jesus...
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Sorry, folks.
Just a... little misunderstanding.
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Ew! Jesus Christ.
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We all grieve in our own way.
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Go ahead, hon, you're doing great.
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Um...
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she taught me...
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It's all right.
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I've got it.
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Well, uh, on behalf of Brandy,
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I'd like to, uh, thank you all for coming.
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Mr. Williams, I'd like to express
my sincere condolences.
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Oh, well, thanks, but, you know,
I didn't really know her...
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- Ruby.
- Excuse me?
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Well, if it ain't the she-devil herself.
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In church no less.
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You found the Book, didn't you?
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What are you doing?
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This is my guidance counselor,
Ms. Prevett.
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- The one you're moving in with?
- That's right, and I want to assure you,
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I only have your daughter's
best interests at heart.
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I don't know how she's doing it,
I don't know why she's doing it,
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but you got to believe me kiddo.
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Little Miss Moffatt here,
is a black hearted hell beast!
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I have known her for two whole years.
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- Seriously?
- I can almost explain.
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Who was your punk friend?
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- Rachel.
- Rachel. Right.
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Well, Ruby made her,
and your mom into demons.
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Ms. Prevett...
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turned my mom,
and my best friend into demons?
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I can't do this.
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I'm getting my stuff out
of your creepy house,
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and I never want to see you again.
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Oh, Brandy.
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I think it's time
that you backed off, Ash.
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Of course there's nothing
you can do to me,
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but I'd hate for anything to happen
to your precious little girl.
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You be careful, Ruby.
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Never get between
a Papa Bear and his cub.
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Whoa!
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Fuck me.
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Looks like a snuff film in here.
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Well, Kelly. Pablo. New guy.
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You missed all the excitement.
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Everybody's favorite
skanky demon Ruby is back,
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and she's yanking Brandy's chain.
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- Hold on, Ruby's back?
- Yep.
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- And this is the evil immortal Ruby.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Who's Ruby?
- Oh, boy.
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Oh, shit.
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I'll be right back, guys.
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Pablito.
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Naked lady?
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I think there's a dress code.
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You must listen to the Brujo...
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you are in danger from the demon woman.
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To protect you,
he wants to give you something...
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The Kandarian dagger?
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It is close to where it was lost...
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you must go there.
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It is the key to your salvation.
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Got it.
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Hey, uh, by the way, you got a name?
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Maybe we could, uh,
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grab a coffee sometime,
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or meet up, you know,
like at a clothing store...
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Find it!
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You must accept your destiny.
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Cool.
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This demon, Ruby?
She's the Dark One?
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We need to kill her. Now!
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You want to do that,
you need a Kandarian dagger.
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Guys... I think it's still there.
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The dagger.
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I think it's at the place,
where the cabin went down.
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- How would you know?
- Because a naked lady told me.
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Uh...
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- There's only one way to find out.
- Road trip.
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- Road trip.
- Copy that.
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But you three are going to
have to go solo this time.
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- What? What are you going to do?
- I'm going to try and talk some sense
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into my seriously hormonal daughter.
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Good luck with that.
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So, where do we start?
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Over there.
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Like, way over there.
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Hard to believe this is the place
where evil was released.
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It's harder to believe that evil
keeps bringing us back to the cabin,
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and this time it's not even here.
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It's creepy being back.
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This was the last place I saw Ruby.
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Two Rubies, actually.
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Then we should dig fast.
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- Kel.
- Yeah?
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I got something.
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That dagger is definitely here.
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You want me to come with?
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I'll be fine.
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I just need to pull myself together,
and then I'll get a ride to your place.
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Maybe I should say good-bye to Ash.
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I'll be waiting.
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Some people just don't treat
family with enough respect.
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And they say there's no such thing
as second chances.
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I don't even know what
to think anymore.
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I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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Now, now.
202
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It's that damn Ash...
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kid's got more loose screws
than a Nevada cathouse.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh, uh, enjoying my couch,
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now that I swept off
all your nasty chips and shit.
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How about we watch it again?
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That'll bring a smile.
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You know me as Ash Williams,
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the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil.
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I'm serious, buddy.
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Watch, this is the best part.
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Because at Ashy Slashy's,
"service" is literally...
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- Not.
- Our middle name!
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00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,237
What a piece of shit.
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You actually put this on TV?
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What's wrong with...
Forget that.
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00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,576
What the hell are you doing
in my house, creep-o?
219
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Enjoying the company of
the granddaughter I never knew I had.
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Brandy, you know
your grandpa's dead, right?
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- Am not.
- Is too.
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- Nope.
- What is your problem? He's fine.
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Forget him.
Kid's got demon on the brain.
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00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,432
Your grandpa was run over
by the Delta.
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00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,931
Yeah, he told me about the accident.
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00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,512
It's amazing he survived.
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00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,849
Survived? His head was squashed
like a fucking watermelon!
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It'll take more than that shitty
rent-a-wreck to keep me down.
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00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,944
Can you please stop, okay?
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This is the first time that I have felt
even close to normal since I met you.
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Yeah, quit being such an asshole,
and let us enjoy our family time.
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Come here, sweetness.
Thread 'er up again.
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Hey, Dad, can we have a chat?
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Oh, that boy is such a buzzkill.
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We found everything but the dagger.
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Still think we're getting warm?
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Hold on!
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00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,242
Hello, gorgeous.
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Guys, I found it!
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Shit.
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00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,180
Guys!
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00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,009
I think we need to get out
of here right now.
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Run!
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Pablo!
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00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,707
Dalton! Can you guys hear me?!
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Fuck!
247
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,164
Hello?!
248
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,593
Pablo... goddamn it.
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00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,847
Shit.
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00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,805
Dalton! No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No...
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00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,772
It was Pablo...
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Pablo did this.
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- Pablo did this to you?
- Kelly, get out of here.
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00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,110
Look at me.
256
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,742
Look at what your fucking friend did.
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00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,414
He set us up.
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00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,617
What are you talking about?
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We should have killed him
when we had the chance.
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Give me the dagger.
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There's got to be another way.
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Kelly... give me the dagger.
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I told you this would happen,
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but you wouldn't listen to me.
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I'm sorry, Dalton.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Now give me that fucking dagger!
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Nobody fucks with the Ghost Beaters!
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Pablo!
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Pablo?
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Dalton.
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Well, let's see, he's got some beer...
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some Pop-Tarts, and...
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and an old corn dog.
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Goddamn, boy.
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Don't you keep any real food around here?
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What's your game, Gramps?
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Why's everything got to be
a drama with you?
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We got rope!
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We got rubber! We got it all!
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That cutie-pie's counselor
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asked me to drop in on her, that's all.
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Oh, yeah? Your buddy Ruby?
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Yeah, ol' Sasquatch.
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That fine-looking slice of evil
pulled me right from the dirt.
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Go ahead, make your move.
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I put you in the dirt once,
I can do it again.
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Oh, attaboy.
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Show Brandy the monster
that you really are.
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- ...to "ildo."
- Goddamn it.
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Because at Ashy Slashy's
service is literally...
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- Oh, what are you doing?
- ...my middle...
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You think she hates you now?
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Whoa!
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Oh, boy.
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Don't worry about Brandy,
I'll give her a shoulder to cry on.
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I like my kids cooked medium rare.
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And I love the smell of old man
in the morning!
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Ah! Hey!
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Ow.
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Uh... the good news is I can explain.
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I wish you were the one that was dead.
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Honey, don't judge a book by its cover!
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- Leave me alone.
- No, look, sweetie,
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I didn't even kill him,
'cause he's already dead!
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Kids.
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